T-H-U-M-B-S.com is a tgp style tool I designed for you, to instill overwhelming shock and awe to the potential customer, leading to an impulse purchase. It's a collection of HTML5 hosted picture and video galleries that link back to phil-flash Cash sites.
A lot of affiliates have told me of success with this tool, by using it as part of their 404 error traps. You may consider using it in that way as well.
Sending traffic to this site is a no brainer!